All-Star Cast-CHECK
Great Trailer-QuaziCheck
Great Movie-Check(ON OPPOSITE DAY)
I will be eating this movie up and dumping it out in 5...4....3...2...1. Mr. Woodcock is by far the worst movie I have seen in 2008. The funniest parts of this garbage pale of a movie are in the trailer. The cast is legitamate, but Sean William Scott playing the part of a uptight, motivational book-writer can't stray away from a Stifler-esque role unless he is singing about noble rabbits. As for BillyBob, his acting is decent, playing a hell-driven gym teacher, but the dialog makes him seem like a cross between his roles in Bad Santa and Bad News Bears with slight retardation. The endless joke of Billybob plowing Stifler's mom, Susan Sarandon, is redundant and since that's pretty much the only joke in the movie, one can see why boredom becomes an issue during the viewing. Ethan Suplee that token fat guy that seems to be popping up in quite a few movies these days wins the award for biggest douchebag in a movie for 2008 in playing a server that's in love with Stifler's Book. Kudos.
The only reason I am not giving this atrocity of a movie four thumbs down is Amy Poehler and Billybob's father. Amy is a breath of fresh air in a movie that has a lot of suffocating qualities playing the drunkard manager of Stifler. The Father is a ninety year old man picking fights out of a wheelchair, cursing up a storm, and trying to get all the dimes pieces. Make them the the stars of the movie and then we're talking, but since they're not I rate Mr. Woodcock
Singing Out,
THE SAYLOR
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