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Blogging against the clock

I was just informed by the Saylor that the blog is back in full effect and that I needed to write an entry. There is one problem tho, I only blog at work so I can claim I get paid to write my own blog. It's currently 3:13, I get out of work at 3:30. I don't plan on staying a second more than that so I have 16 minutes to write this entry. I have no idea what it is going to be about, I'm just going to type until 3:30 then hit publish post and bouce. No proofreading or reading back what i wrote. For example, I'm pretty sure I just mispelled bounce a few words back but there is no time to go back and fix it.

I guess i'll start this entry but saying the blog may need a little work. Saylor put up a entry yesterday but the header says April 28th. So it looks like Marty McFly writes for the blog now to, or the blog currently resides on the Lost island and it just got white flashed to a couple months ago. Not sure if we are still doing movie reviews but the Four Thumbs up might need to go and just be replaced by Legends Incorporated. Good thing wharff is the official blog maintenance man. So you better get on that hotshot. Lastly we need to unleash this blog on the world. I see we have 140 views after existing for a solid year and a half. That is just unacceptable. I'm officially seeting a goal of hitting 20,000 views by the end of summer. BOOM. Hows that for ambition.

Not sure how I'm going to make that happen but that is a blog post for another time when i have more than 7 minutes to ponder it. I guess for the rest of the entry I'll just talk about the Official Legends Inc. Twitter feeds. www.twitter.com/moregontrail and www.twitter.com/awwwspit I fell like twitter could be cool but it's not really blowing up yet. So unless your celeb and you have a million plus followers it feels pretty pointless to drop tweets. (Quick side note: How is ashton kutcher the most popular guy on twitter. I have glanced at his and he is pretty much the definition of a garbage man). So I need more than the 12 followers I currently have, about half of them are just spam accounts with twitter names like Britneyfuckvids.

I just hit 3:30 so I'm out. Saylor has next post but I will be back on Thur for my review of the 311/Ziggy Marley i will be attending on weds. It better be worth it 311 is actually code for Led Zepplin reunion tour with tickets going for 50 bones plus Ticketmaster aids charges. Honestly, I just hope I remember it because I will be consuming mass quanities of Sailor Jerry's rum and hitting up A&R bar for pre-game festivities.

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Coming Back Harder than Expert Mindsweeper

Get em JCVD. I can't believe it's been about a year since my last post, so I have to give the people what they want. I fully believe we will be making a better comeback than Jay-Z and his new song D.O.A. Ole boy definitely forgot that his hike up to Everest is reaching the end because he peaked with Hard Knock Life. That's a little harsh, but if Auto-Tune is dead so is Zach Morris. That is not the case here. I actually like the song, hate the message. If Jay-Z freestyled after a night at the bars with Auto-tune he might have an artistic awakening. I know I did.

Bottom Line, Auto-Tune=The Future

Crosby and Malkin=Two Girls, One Cup

I don't think Ari Gold would be happy if he was Will Ferrell's agent right now after his recent decision to drop visual stink bombs into theaters near you. All those Executive Producing clowns on "Land of the Lost" had to do was ditch the family flick for an R-rating. Kenny Powers and Will Ferrell dropping F-Bombs, getting chased by dinosaurs and going to alien strip clubs seems like a much better fit for the Duo. Act like your not saying in your head, "That's a good idea." I know you are.

Speaking of the future of comedy, The Hangover needs it's own workout infomercial because my abs hurts when I left the theater from laughing so much. Zach Galifianakis and his beard are hitting the big time after this breakout role. Anyone that's tight with Kanye is good in my book. They did an alternative video to "Can't Tell me Nothing." If you haven't seen the movie, I would wear a diaper because that much laughter makes it hard to control your bowels. CUT IT OUT FUNNY.

This kid should be proud he is the first image on google when you type in the word "Pogs".....Sick Power Ranger Slammers Bra.

I'm 90% sure that I will acoustic cover the new T-Pain and T-Swift collabo when it comes out. I can only imagine a song about Romeo and Juliet drinking Cristal in a Chariot with 26 inch spinners.

All I can say is be ready for Legends Inc to take over the blog game. We started a Blog Gang with Meatballs in the Morning. Everyone else needs to step up there blog game because we're so official all we need in a whistle.

Signing Out,

The Saylor

You would think Legends Inc was over

I have heard that 2009 is officially to be called the Year of the Legend so I figure now is better than ever to fire up Legends Inc again. I can't believe it's already been a year since we created this thing and even though it quickly fell to the wayside like pretty much everything I start, the blog is turning over a new leaf. First, the beer aspect is being dropped, mainly because I know nothing about beer besides that it gets me drunk unless I accidentally bought O'Douls. Also, the novelty of good beer has worn off on me because a year ago I could barely afford good beer being that I worked at Target for under 8 dollars an hour. Now I work at a military office job where I only spend about an hour a day actually working. The rest of my time is spent mastering the expert level on the game Minesweeper and wikipeding every possible thing on God's green earth and getting paid a rather absurd amount of money for it. So I have spent the last year drinking good beer and I'm over it so I'm taking the blog in a brand new direction.

First of all, I'm going to review anything that I see fit. Did I just polish off a Baconator at Wendy's and now my stomach wants to know why it has died and gone to heaven? I'll write about it. Did I take down a bottle of Sailor Jerry's Rum while watching a marathon of the Rock of Love Bus? I'll give you my opinion on both of those things. I'm switching up the rating system as well. Going four thumbs up just makes us sound like a mutant version of Siskel and Ebert. I'm taking things up a notch and grading on the 10 point scale. I'm going to adapt it to whatever fits the subject as well. So if I just watched the Dark Knight I would give it 8.7 Heath Ledger overdoses out of 10. (To soon? Probably, but it was a year ago.) Or if I just listened to the new Killers CD I would give it 4.2 you peaked on Sam's Town out of Peaking on Sam's Town 10. I'm pretty much going solo right now having not talked to Wharff before posting this entry but I think he will dig it. There is a pretty busy weekend coming up including a Girl Talk concert, a premeire of Friday Night Lights, and whatever 1$ dollar movie we decide to see. So I guess all I have to say is "Commence blog going into full effect" CHYEAH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!


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